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Post by Gigzara on Mon 7 May 2012 - 16:17

I have ran out of ideas how to describe how evil/smart/vicious Zebras are, please send meh some ideas.

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Post by Guest on Mon 7 May 2012 - 18:10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRfUl7XNXKA
That video shows that zebras are awesome-funny and cute pets hehe









Q: What does a zebra and michael jackson have in common?
A: They can't decide whether to be black or white!

Q: Whats black and white and red all over?
A: A sun-burned zebra!

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot!

Q: If a quadruped has four legs and a biped has two legs, what is a zebra?
A: A stri-ped.

Q: What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
A: Tarzan with stripes.

Q: Did you know that scientists crossed a zebra and a donkey?
A: They called it a zeedonk.

Another joke
There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm. The zebra was so excited, she got out of the horse float to see this huge space with green grass and hill and trees and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited, "Hi! I'm a zebra, what are you?"
"I'm a cow" said the cow.
"Right, and what do you do?" asked the zebra.
"I make milk for the farmer" said the cow.
"Cool." The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra, what are you?"
"I'm a chicken," said the chicken.
"Oh, right, what do you do?" asked the zebra.
"I make eggs for the farmer." said the chicken.
"Right - o, great, see ya round." Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra, what are you?"
"I am a Stallion," said the stallion.
"Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"
"Take off your pajamas darling, and I'll show you."



Racist Zebra Joke
There once were two little zebras who wanted to know if they were white with black stripes, or black with white stripes.
One little zebra suggested to visit the "Zebra of the Wise"
The two little zebras went to the Zebra of the wise and asked, "Are we black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?" The Zebra of the wise replied "
We are who we are."
The one little zebra said "OK" and ran away.
Then the other little zebra followed him. The one little zebra said to the other... " He didn't answer us, so what are we?"
The one little zebra said " We are white with black stripes."
The other zebra said "how do you know that." Then the little zebra said, " Well if we were black with white stripes he would have said " We is who we is."

Zebras all the way...























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Post by le NenchYeee on Tue 8 May 2012 - 15:05

Jesus motherfucking Christ. Not you too Ziggile!

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Post by Mr.Penguin on Tue 8 May 2012 - 15:38

Zebras ain't evil nor smart or vicious...
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Post by Dolly<3 on Tue 8 May 2012 - 16:40

Zebras are cute <3 Very Happy

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Post by Gigzara on Tue 8 May 2012 - 16:49

Hahahaha ziggy, loved em, keep em coming if you have any more!

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Post by Mr.Penguin on Thu 10 May 2012 - 17:45

Gigzara just 'cause you're a zebra that doesn't give you the right to transform Ziggile into one of your kind. Very Happy
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Post by Guest on Thu 10 May 2012 - 18:43

ZEBRA'S POWAH JKJK

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Post by knocke on Fri 11 May 2012 - 7:48

I personally prefer those Zebra's on road Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post by le NenchYeee on Fri 11 May 2012 - 7:57

I personally stomp all the Zebras on Marakana stadium.

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Post by Guest on Fri 11 May 2012 - 12:05

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Post by Gigzara on Fri 11 May 2012 - 13:22

All hail Zebras, secret masters of Universe!

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Post by Elune on Fri 11 May 2012 - 13:42

I really do not understand what's up with zebras. Filthy dirty bad collored stinky horses that get eaten by Lions and other animals. Sigh. This makes me feel like Gigzara is some kind of mazohist. Duno...

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Post by Gigzara on Fri 11 May 2012 - 14:32

KILL THE NON BELIVER!
Judging by your profile pic, you OP fan, if you are then high five brotha!

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Post by Elune on Fri 11 May 2012 - 15:03

Ofc I am. ^^

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Post by Guest on Fri 11 May 2012 - 18:06

Luffy ftw cheers

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Post by Elune on Fri 11 May 2012 - 20:27

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Post by Gigzara on Sat 12 May 2012 - 11:27

Why every anime main char is kinda dumb but powerful ( not talking about Death Note)

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Post by Elune on Sat 12 May 2012 - 12:04

Well, in case of Luffy and OP, Oda chose on purpose funny character with funny ability, so that people can even in the most dramatic situations to find a reason for laugh.

Other guys aren't so funny dumb (looking). (Naruto Ichigo Natsu etc...). But yes, they are all dumb, which is what makes us laugh all the time. Also, being dumb means you are careless, free, innocent and funny!

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Post by Gigzara on Sat 12 May 2012 - 12:58

Damn i feel like a fucking nerd ( what i am ) for knowing every char you talked about, ofc i have watched some more, we probably should make a new topic discussing animes, dont you agree my dear Elune.

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Post by Guest on Sat 12 May 2012 - 18:07

Sure I prefer that new topic Smile yeah Naruto is a dumb but still I love him much better than Sasuke ''Mr. Douchebag'' Very Happy at least he has some emotions- funny jerk at all, but still I prefer Pain from Akutsuki clan , kinda waiting for new episodes Smile
Also Gig you are not a nerd, its your choice what to do in a free time, even I prefer sometimes to check OP or Naruto series, hell yeah why not! So lets make a new topic about those kinds.

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